rebrand kit.

One kit, four surfaces. Same name, same avatar, same line everywhere. Click any text block to copy it.

Everywhere the same

Display name and avatar are identical on all four platforms.

Display name
unsubscribe.
Avatar (1024×1024, use everywhere)
avatar

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Link
https://unsub.show

Instagram — @unsubscribe.show

Existing page, 13.7K followers. Swap avatar, name, bio, and the link. Nothing else.

Bio (121 chars, fits the 150 limit)
The worst cold calls & emails ever received. Anonymous, bleeped, ranked by public vote. Send yours. We read every one.

LinkedIn — new company page

Create at linkedin.com/company/setup/new · public URL slug: unsubscribeshow · logo = avatar · cover = banner below.

Tagline (115 chars, fits the 120 limit)
The worst cold calls and angriest emails ever received — submitted anonymously, bleeped, and ranked by public vote.
About
unsubscribe. is where cold outreach goes to die. Real angry replies, unhinged unsubscribe requests, and the worst cold calls ever recorded — submitted by the people who received them. Or sent them. No judgment.

Everything is bleeped, redacted, and ranked by public vote at unsub.show.

100% anonymous. We strip names, numbers, and voices on request. Nobody will know it's you — not your prospect, not your boss.

Send yours: team@unsub.show
Cover (2256×382)

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YouTube — @unsubscribe.show

Handle is FREE and matches Instagram exactly (checked 2026-08-14). Claim it at youtube.com → create channel → customize.

Description
The worst cold calls and angriest emails ever received — submitted anonymously, bleeped, and ranked by public vote.

Listen, vote, submit your worst: https://unsub.show
Send yours: team@unsub.show · 100% anonymous, always.
Banner (2048×1152, text sits inside the TV/desktop/mobile safe zone)

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Reddit — r/unsubscribeshow

Name availability could not be checked from outside (Reddit blocks bots) — confirm when creating. Icon = avatar · banner below.

Community description
The worst cold calls and angriest emails ever received — submitted anonymously, bleeped, and ranked by public vote at unsub.show. Post your worst. Redact names and numbers, or we will.
Banner (1920×384)

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PLAN.md phased the subreddit to month 2 on purpose ("a subreddit before there's traffic = empty room"). Kit is ready either way — your call on timing.

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